By Coleman Bentley
Perhaps the most fascinating thing about the coronavirus and its resultant quarantine, is the brand new subset of societal cliques it has given rise to. You have the Toilet Paper Hoarders and the Purell Chuggers, the Jets and Sharks of our pandemic dystopia. You have the Netflix Bingers and the Puzzle Puzzlers, the Sheeple and Conspiracy Theorists, who, to be fair, are the same idiots they’ve always been. But perhaps most curious is the rise of the Nouveau Trick Shot Artiste, who has used the extra time, indoor confines, and a treasure trove of COVID-19-related themes to launch an entirely new genre of internet distraction: Quarantine Trick Shots. From TP wizardry to Cerveza hi-jinx, here are some of our favourite trick shots so far…

 

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Where are my gamers at?! What video games are y’all playing during the #quarantine ? #inhousechallenge #playingthrough

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We hope that was last year’s Madden . . .

 

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This video just killed 99.99 percent of germs ? ? #handsanitizer #cornavirus #quarantine

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Hand sanitizing >>>> ball washing.

 

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Putting my last roll of TP to good use ? #stayhomechallenge

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The “Can’t Spare a Square.”

 

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Anyone else remember sports? ?

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Pajamas, TP, and an empty Corona bottle. This one has it all.

Don’t tell your mother . . .

 

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Just wait til the end ??? #comebackszn #trickshot #oddlysatisfying #golf

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Two cream, one ping pong ball.

 

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Who’s next?? ? @kohnman58 #TIGERVISION

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The “Can’t Spare a Square.”

Did Steph call bank?

The Rube Goldberg Dream Machine

 

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14 days of quarantine trickshots: Day 3 #coronaandlime

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You can have any brew you like, as long as it’s a Corona.

You can have any brew you like, as long as it’s a Corona part deux.

 

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Out there fighting corona?⛳️ #stayathomechallenge @espn #sctop10

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That said, some of us are still Modelo guys.